![]() What flower is the best at kissing? Tulips.ĥ6. Romantic Jokes to Tell Your Girlfriendĥ5. We’re not sock but I think we’d make a great pair. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.ĥ4. What happens when you fall in love with a chef? You get buttered up.ĥ3. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!ĥ2. I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission but on one condition. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.ĥ1. Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.ĥ0. I’ll steal your heart, and you can steal mine.Ĥ9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.Ĥ8. I’m going to get you arrested you for robbery because you’ve stolen my heart.Ĥ7. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?Ĥ6. Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.Ĥ5. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?Ĥ4. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see myself in your future.Ĥ3. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.Ĥ2. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.Ĥ1. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.Ĥ0. You must be a Snickers bar because you satisfy me.ģ9. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.ģ8. You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.ģ7. I’m an unemployed guy with a certificate in cuddling, a diploma in caring, and a degree in kissing. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.God already did by putting you in my life. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?.Are you the sun? Because my whole world revolves around you. ![]()
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